bahtmun:

emergeddivergent:

falloutgal:

gallifrey-feels:

jawnthetimelord:

incendiarism:

why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense

when else should you start school????

in JANUARY

like a REGULAR HUMAN

WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON

CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT

BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS

AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY

Hogwarts starts in September

There you go.

So confused British schools start in September? Like where are you from.

(via thedailylaughs)


1 month ago // 323,786 notes

thahalfrican:

All these laxatives… And you still ain’t shit.image

May I maybe … Ask why you own so many laxatives? Are you okay?

(via thedailylaughs)


1 month ago // 92,923 notes
hatful-of-h0ll0w:

Check out my Depop
alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care
abbygubler:

unseeliequeen:

tawnks:

gifak-net:

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding


aw hell no

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

are you fucking kidding me if I shed my ears I would go apeshit and sleep with the light on for a year 




Antlers aren’t ears or an equivalent to ears.
inappropriatedongers:

my friend and i saw that the person before us got $0.27 worth of gas??? this raises so many questions. where were they going? why did they feel the need to get such a small amount of gas?? didnt they use more gas going to the gas station than they got??? were they ok???? why???????



They will have been making it full.

probablyasexoffender:

i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up 

Before I start… I’m British. ‘Why is thanksgiving’ what?! Was that a question or? We also measure in ft for example I’m 5ft9inches. I think they do have Us in their words. I hope this helped. Xo

(Source: cloaga, via thedailylaughs)


1 month ago // 164,171 notes

twisterthecat:

jeriais:

twisterthecat:

do you think Magneto gets tan lines from his helmet

image

gorgeous

Looks abit like a dick on his face

(via thedailylaughs)


2 months ago // 84,334 notes
sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.




Omg what was this show called again

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Is Y a vowel?

(via thedailylaughs)


2 months ago // 336,665 notes

shanryart:

cakejam:

”ill like this post so i can find it later on”

image

HOW CAN YOU LIKED TWO POINT SMTH MILLION POSTS BUT ONLY FOLLOW TWELVE BLOGS

How can you liked? What

(Source: cakejam, via thedailylaughs)


2 months ago // 288,976 notes

donnacabonna:

i have the ugliest body ever i want a refund 

(via interslept)


5 months ago // 257,333 notes
For sale

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=111278841563


Lovely shift dress never been worn BNWT

RRP £75.00


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