why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON
CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT
BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS
AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY
Hogwarts starts in September
There you go.
So confused British schools start in September? Like where are you from.
1 month ago // 323,786 notes
All these laxatives… And you still ain’t shit.
May I maybe … Ask why you own so many laxatives? Are you okay?
1 month ago // 92,923 notes
i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up
Before I start… I’m British.
‘Why is thanksgiving’ what?! Was that a question or?
We also measure in ft for example I’m 5ft9inches.
I think they do have Us in their words.
I hope this helped. Xo
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1 month ago // 164,171 notes
”ill like this post so i can find it later on”
HOW CAN YOU LIKED TWO POINT SMTH MILLION POSTS BUT ONLY FOLLOW TWELVE BLOGS
How can you liked? What
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2 months ago // 288,976 notes